Wednesday, 4 June 2008

Amy Winehouse Angers Court Room Officials

Amy Winehouse angered courtroom judges yesterday by shamelessly flirting with her husband Blake Fielder-Civil while he on trial for GBH and conspiring to pervert the course of justice.

The scabby singer, who was covered in cuts, bruises, spots and blemishes, repeatedly gestured to her love, blowing him kisses and mouthing sweet sentiments to him while he sat behind a sheet of bullet-proof glass.

She also wrote a note for her beloved to be passed on through his solicitor, and patted the seat next to her and mouthed “Come and sit here next to me”.

However, when Blake started chatting to a female guard, Amy looked noticeably jealous and bitterly mimed to him, “You chat away.”

Growing tired of her persistant flirting, an official approached Amy and ordered her to stop communicating with the defendant. Clearly provoked, the beehived singer suddenly stood up and shouted out loud to her husband, “You’re fit!” before dramatically leaving the court room.

When asked outside Snaresbrook Crown Court in East London how Blake was looking, she replied: “Gorgeous as f***. Haven’t you seen him?”